Lore of The Final Witness

Chapter I

The Wrong Crowd

The permission took eleven days and came on the understanding that I was a novelist and not a journalist, which seemed to matter greatly to the man who granted it. I was given an hour. A warder stood outside the door and the door remained open. I was not to discuss the charge. Nobody could tell me what the charge was.

The prisoner stood up when I came in. Fifty, or a hard forty-five, spare across the shoulders in the way of men who have carried weight for a living and then stopped. His left hand was bandaged to the wrist. There was a healed cut across the bridge of his nose, still pink.

"Mr Waldon," I said. "My name is Conrad. I write books."

"They told me a foreign gentleman was coming to ask about the Harpies," said Waldon.

Conrad

"Will you talk to me?"

"I've nothing else on." He sat down on the edge of the bed. "Will you put my name in the book?"

"I don't know yet what the book is," I said.

He seemed satisfied with that, which surprised me. Most men prefer a lie that resolves to a truth that does not.

He said he took work where it was offered and lately that was the docks, casual when there was a ship in, long enough that they knew his face at the stand. He was paid on the Tuesday, the same as everyone. He went to the Three Harpies because it was on his way home and the pie was decent.

"It's not a mystery, sir," said Waldon. "A man wanting his supper."

Conrad

"Tell me what you found when you went in."

Waldon

"Wrong crowd. That's what I noticed and I noticed it first, before anything else. There's a crowd in a house on a payday and it's the same crowd, and I could have named you eight of them without looking up. There wasn't one of them in it."

Conrad

"Who was there?"

He did not answer immediately. A man who is inventing does not pause there. He pauses before he begins.

"Sabini behind the bar," said Waldon. "He'd taken the house on, three or four weeks by then, everybody knew that. Sleeves up like a landlord and not serving. That's a thing you'd notice." He turned his good hand over on his knee. "Old gentleman by the fire with a black dog, and a cat sat up on the seat beside him like it had paid for the seat. Nobody moved it either, and in that house they'd move a man."

"Go on," I said.

Waldon

"Doctor Bell was in it."

I stopped writing. "You know Doctor Bell?"

"I know his face. He's in the papers whenever there's poisoning." He said it as one states a dull fact about a bus route. "And Lister was sitting at the end of the long table, and I'd have said he was too old to be out at that hour. Carbolic. The spray, in the operating theatres. He was in the Illustrated two Christmases back."

"You are certain it was Lister," I said.

Waldon

"I'm certain it was the man out of the Illustrated. Whether the Illustrated was certain is their business."

He looked back at me with a perfectly even face, and I let it go by.

"There were four or five gentlemen I couldn't name," said Waldon. "Good coats, one of them military by the way he stood. A nurse in uniform, sat very straight, no drink in front of her. Dick Gunn, who's local, who fights or did — he was watching the door. And a man in the corner is painting it."

"Painting," I said.

"Sat on a stool with a board on his knee, painting the room. On a Tuesday, with all that in it." Waldon shook his head. "A man paints what he wants to remember, and I'd have said there was nothing in that room worth remembering, if you didn't know what was in it."

The argument, he said, began at the bar, between two of the gentlemen, one either side of the pump.

Waldon

"It started low. That's what was strange. It went on for a long while at the level of two men discussing a bill, and everybody in that room was listening and pretending they weren't. You could feel the room bending towards it."

"Could you hear the words?" I asked.

Waldon

"Some. Not enough to give you."

Conrad

"Try."

"One of them said the report," said Waldon. "Not a report. The report, like there was only one of them in the world."

Conrad

"What report?"

Waldon

"He didn't say, or if he did I lost it. The other one said not here, and then said it again louder, and the first one took hold of his lapel, and that was the end of the low part of it."

Conrad

"Was the word police used?"

Waldon

"It was. By the one being shouted at, and not kindly. I couldn't tell you which way round he meant it."

He described what followed as an ordinary public-house row with unusual people in it — two men in good coats going over into the tables, the military one struck while separating them, a glass gone, the nurse standing up.

Waldon

"It was ordinary, sir. I want you to take that. I stood there with my hands in my pockets wondering if I'd get my pie."

Conrad

"And then?"

Waldon

"Then somebody fired a pistol."

He said it exactly as flatly as he had said everything else.

Conrad

"Where from?"

"I don't know, and I couldn't tell you the quarter of the room, and I'll tell you why," said Waldon. "Indoors it doesn't come from anywhere. It comes from everywhere at once and then your ears are gone and you're a fool for a few seconds. Anyone who tells you he knew where it came from is telling you what he worked out after."

Conrad

"How many shots?"

Waldon

"More than three. I've tried to make it a number and I can't. They weren't at intervals, they came in on top of one another."

"You said intervals," I said.

He looked up. For a quarter of a second there was nothing at all on his face.

"I read the papers," said Waldon. "Some of their fancy words stick."

Conrad

"They do."

I wrote the word down and drew no line under it.

Conrad

"What did you do?"

Waldon

"Got down behind the seat with my arms over my head like a child, and I'll not dress it up. And I prayed."

Conrad

"You are a religious man?"

"No. I'd not have said I was, and I got down on that floor and prayed like a Sunday." He looked at the wall. "You do it in the language they taught you. It doesn't matter what you believe. It comes up out of you in the words they put in when you were small."

Conrad

"What did you pray?"

Waldon

"For it to stop."

Conrad

"For yourself?"

Waldon

"For it to stop."

That was the whole of the answer, and I did not think then that anything was being withheld. I think differently now, and the change is in me and not in what he said.

Conrad

"And then?"

Waldon

"Then the explosion. There's no telling of an explosion. There's the pub, and then there's nothing, and then there's a ward with a green screen round the bed and a man in it asking me my name."

Conrad

"And you gave it."

Waldon

"Victor Waldon."

Nobody had told him what he was charged with. A gentleman had asked him questions for two hours, had written none of it down, and had not come back.

"I'd say that means they haven't decided," said Waldon. "They've a great many dead and one man walking about in the middle of it, and a man walking about is a convenience. I'm not complaining of it. If I'd been them I'd have kept me too."

The warder said ten minutes. I asked him a number of other things and he answered all of them, promptly, without decoration, and without once telling me anything I had not asked for.

At the end I asked whether he wanted anything sent to anybody. He said there was nobody to send to. Then, while I was putting the notebook away, he spoke again.

Waldon

"Have you talked to the gentleman that was outside it?"

Conrad

"Which gentleman?"

"The one they've named. Sir Francis, the old scientist. The papers had him out in the street when it went, and a few weeks in the hospital with his head, and home again now in his own house." He said it in the flat way he had said everything else. "He's the only one they've named."

"I have not spoken to him," I said.

Waldon

"You will, though."

Conrad

"I expect so."

"If he tells you anything," said Waldon, "I'd take it kindly to hear it. I'm not hard to find."

I said that if I learned anything I would come back.

Waldon

"That's all right, then."

I have kept those notes and read them over many times since, and I will set down the only honest thing I have to say about that hour.

I believed him. I believe him still, and nothing that came afterwards has made a liar of him in my eyes.

But he had put every soul in that room exactly where they stood — Sabini behind his bar and not serving, the old man and the cat at the fire, Lister at the end of the long table, Gunn watching the door, the painter on his stool in the corner — and I went back through six pages of my own hand and could not find, anywhere in it, where he had been sitting himself.

He had not refused to tell me. I had not asked.

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